Shaquille O'Neal/Quotes

This page lists all quotes of Shaquille O'Neal.

Victory

 * "Go home...I'll beat you one-on-one every time" (versus Shaq)
 * "Cats can't live in this dog world." (versus Kaori)
 * "This is a fighter's world, sit down!" (versus Krazy Kaori)
 * "This beauty beat the Beast!" (versus Beast)
 * "Tell your boss I said hey" (versus Beast)
 * "I felt like I was fighting curtains." (versus Sett Ra)
 * "Your wrap is whack, bra!" (versus Sett Ra)
 * "See ya later bedspread man" (Versus Sett Ra)
 * "I always recycle plastic!" (versus Colonel)
 * "Machines are fragile!" (versus Colonel)
 * "Should I call a repair truck or an ambulance for you?" (versus Colonel)
 * "Take your sorry act home!" (versus Diesel)
 * "You need to work out, bra!" (versus Diesel)
 * "I'll let you fight my grandpa next time." (versus Leotsu)
 * "I rocked your char, Grandpa!" (versus Leotsu)
 * "Your hypnotic style won't work on me." (versus Rajah)
 * "Nice mushroom hat for your mushroom head." (versus Rajah)
 * "I think I hear your mom calling you!" (versus Nezu)
 * "Go back 2 blocks, You just past kiddie world" (versus Nezu)
 * "I didn't need sticks or stones to break your bones, fool." (versus Mephis)
 * "You're nothing but toothpicks now, bra!" (versus Mephis)
 * "Who voodoo'd who?!" (versus Voodoo)
 * "Go play with your dolls!" (versus Voodoo)
 * "You look like a bull pig!" (versus Auroch)
 * "See ya, wouldn't want to be ya!" (versus Auroch)

Story

 * "My story is convoluted and full of holes, so pay attention." (Game Intro)
 * "Please tell me I get to kick his ass." (Breezy Intro)
 * "I knew he was a puppet!" (Chump Intro)
 * "Why do you keep saying Gold Bond?" (Chump Outro)

In-Game

 * "What in the name of Wutong Shen is going on here?" (Stage 1)
 * "I've seen you looking at me when I do them high kicks." (Stage 1)
 * "Kazaaam! Size twenty-two equals force, baby!" (Stage 1)
 * "So what was the mankini for?" (Stage 1)
 * "I'll show you a big foot." (Stage 1)
 * "I seen your browser history. Some things are better left unsaid." (Stage 1)
 * "Someone slipped off the Jenny Craig wagon." (Stage 1)
 * "Looks like you ate all the low-hanging fruit." (Stage 1)
 * "I don't remember Avenger or Ghostbuster being this complicated." (Stage 1)
 * "I'll show you a big foot." (Stage 1)
 * "All the other guys went to proper costume stores and you just broke out the paper mache?" (Stage 1)
 * "Hell yes! I'm a diesel engine! Come get some!" (Stage 1)
 * "You'll pay for that, you fat-fingered vulgarian." (Chump Boss Fight)
 * "I knew that face had to be made of rubber. But why'd you choose the body of a bloated Oompa Loompa?" (Chump Boss Fight)
 * "Is this what you want for your life? Protecting a talentless punk?" (Stage 2)
 * "I don't want none of what you're slangin', pusherman." (Stage 2)